At the beginning of your end step, create a 0/0 red Gremlin artifact creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of differently named artifact tokens you control.
You are what you eat, and everything he'd eaten was brilliant.
Near Mint - $0.30
Lightly Played - $0.20
Played - $0.20
Heavily Played - $0.20
Damaged - $0.20
Near Mint Non-English - $0.30
Lightly Played Non-English - $0.20
Played Non-English - $0.20
Heavily Played Non-English - $0.20
Damaged Non-English - $0.20
Foil Prices
Near Mint Foil - $0.30
Lightly Played Foil - $0.30
Played Foil - $0.20
Heavily Played Foil - $0.20
Damaged Foil - $0.20
Near Mint Foil Non-English - $0.30
Lightly Played Foil Non-English - $0.30
Played Foil Non-English - $0.20
Heavily Played Foil Non-English - $0.20
Damaged Foil Non-English - $0.20