Whenever you place a sticker, create a Treasure token. If it's an art sticker, instead create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”)
Once he'd worked out which end of the thing the paint came from, he was promoted to shirt duty.
Near Mint - $0.10
Lightly Played - $0.10
Played - $0.10
Heavily Played - $0.10
Damaged - $0.10
Near Mint Non-English - $0.10
Lightly Played Non-English - $0.10
Played Non-English - $0.10
Heavily Played Non-English - $0.10
Damaged Non-English - $0.10
Foil Prices
Near Mint Foil - $0.10
Lightly Played Foil - $0.10
Played Foil - $0.10
Heavily Played Foil - $0.10
Damaged Foil - $0.10
Near Mint Foil Non-English - $0.10
Lightly Played Foil Non-English - $0.10
Played Foil Non-English - $0.10
Heavily Played Foil Non-English - $0.10
Damaged Foil Non-English - $0.10