Counter target spell. You may cast a creature, instant, sorcery, or planeswalker spell from your graveyard with mana value less than or equal to that spell's mana value without paying its mana cost.
Nice theory, but I'm going to have to poke some holes in it.
Near Mint - $0.30
Lightly Played - $0.30
Played - $0.20
Heavily Played - $0.20
Damaged - $0.20
Near Mint Non-English - $0.30
Lightly Played Non-English - $0.30
Played Non-English - $0.20
Heavily Played Non-English - $0.20
Damaged Non-English - $0.20